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Haikugnu

Psychology reminds us that widening the gap between stimulus and response is healthy. In attempts to tame amygdalae run amok, Haikugnu will pause to articulate real-time thoughts in Haiku form.

"Anomie" requested by Rob  - Philadelphia
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"Guns"
requested by Dave - New York
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coming soon

new haikus are

gnu haikus

Listen Here

What does a gnu sound like, you ask? It sounds just like I do! (especially when I brain.) 

 
A herd of gnus is called an implausibility. The term reflects how these animals are "an improbable combination of body parts." 
 
  • Gnus look like thin, muscular cows with large, sloping backs, curved horns, striped bodies, manes, and bushy beards. I look like Liza Minelli and Ricki Lake had a baby. Not exactly a masterpiece.
 
  • People say they look "unfortunate," and have "chaotic energy." Both have been used to describe me on more than zero occasions. In fact, I was once called "not unreasonably short," and I don't think that's a compliment.
 
  • Gnus are territorial and constantly on the search for food. #preach
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  • Gnus are very protective. They will stamp their feet, yell, and chase enemies. Same.
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why gnu?

why Now?

Well, because I've often felt like an alien species, but after further consideration, I might simply be a gnu.

Hear me out...​
 

why Not?

Life is quite absurd

Haiku creates a moment

A fun way to cope

Email gnu your thoughts

He writes haikus for you too

Vive le poème

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